It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
oh my god
"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."
There are no words.
Even when I was a little kid I wasn’t really afraid of anything…. But one thing terrified me, and to be honest I still find it terrifying.
And that is the royal child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang
LOOK AT THIS
THIS IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES
AND THE KIDS ARE JUST LIKE OKAY I LIKE CANDY
NO JUST NO. YOU DO NOT TALK TO STRANGERS THAT OFFER YOU CANDY AND LOOK LIKE GREASY PUPPY-KICKERS THAT IS THE FIRST RULE